Sunday, August 22, 2010

Accidental Innuendo

"That's what he said". If you've ever utter the previous sentence to something seemingly nonsexual you may have been accused of having a one track mine

Sometimes it's harder than you think to be dirty and line up a good sexual innuendo line. Like the Todd from Scrubs it would involved hiding behind a wall waiting for something to be said.

Over the weekend we had a federal election. In Australia it is the law to vote and there needs to be a majority winner. This has been the closest election in decades and there is no clear majority so smaller parties are in negotiations to join other parties to form a majority government. At the moment we have no clear winner and have a hung parliament. Since the election was too close to call they were recounting some of the electorates. One of these that were in doubt was Boner.

Sometimes you might not have a one track mind or be waiting in suspense but the universe leaves you no choice but to see it that way.

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